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PostSubject: Tesco Lotus Scam Warning   Sun Feb 24, 2008 9:30 pm

Beware of this latest scam that has been happening at the Tesco Lotus car park.

Two good looking 18-year old women come up to you as you are parking your car.

One starts wiping your windshield with a wet towel, the other comes to your window and says 'Hi' while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse.

It's impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip they say 'No' and ask you for a ride to Robinson Dept store.

You agree and tell them to sit in the back.

On the way there they start having sex in the back seat.

Then one of them jumps in the front seat and performs oral sex on you while the other one steals your wallet.

I was vigorously assaulted last Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday, but I couldn't find them Saturday or Sunday.
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PostSubject: Not a problem..   Sun Feb 24, 2008 9:52 pm

This has happened to me only once and now these two stunners can spot a Scot a mile off! Always carry a few empty wallets on you..
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PostSubject: Re: Tesco Lotus Scam Warning   Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:12 pm

I came, they came, my GF came... It was a joyful moment for all untill they saw that I had no more money and that the wallet only contained a condom from 1986... They have since left me all alone...
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PostSubject: Re: Tesco Lotus Scam Warning   Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:19 pm

How come I've never seen them?

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PostSubject: Re: Tesco Lotus Scam Warning   Mon Feb 25, 2008 1:20 pm

You have, but you were to intoxicated to remeber them... They used to be outside FIFA, if that ring any bells...

Stuck in shop again..
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PostSubject: Re: Tesco Lotus Scam Warning   Tue Feb 26, 2008 8:36 am

Ah, FIFA ....

.... memories.

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