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PostSubject: Longest Fart   Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:51 pm

Just wondering how long your longest fart lasted?? mine is about 2 seconds but deadly :lol: :lol: my son who is nearly 3 weeks old must have broken a world record about 10 minutes ago when he let rip for about 15 to 20 seconds :shock: :shock: have third degree burns on my leg. :lol!:
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PostSubject: Re: Longest Fart   Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:02 pm

haha! funny

farting will never cease to make me laugh. Call me infantile if you wish, but I'm sure you'll agree that a good rip of the old cloth is guaranteed to raise a smile.

Do you know any good exclamations following a fart?

I'll start:

"chew on that there's vitamins"
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PostSubject: Re: Longest Fart   Fri Feb 22, 2008 4:05 pm

Also definitions...


fart v.

1. To make an anal announcement; the diction of friction caused by a passage of foul air through vibrating buttocks. 2. n. A passage of said arse-speak; German rhetoric; a bottom burp; beef; poot; air biscuit.

any other names for a fart? come on there's thousands...
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PostSubject: Re: Longest Fart   Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:32 pm

tony the pony wrote:
haha! funny

farting will never cease to make me laugh. Call me infantile if you wish, but I'm sure you'll agree that a good rip of the old cloth is guaranteed to raise a smile.

Do you know any good exclamations following a fart?

I'll start:

"chew on that there's vitamins"

"don't rip it, I'll take the full yard"
"speak again oh toothless one"
Take deep breaths, it'll soon go"
"more tea vicar?"

Personally, a simple "cop for that" is suffice.

And, Tony, you are infantile. However, farts are an international language so should play a regular part in language learning. Start your next lesson with "ok class, repeat after me.......... phhhhhhhhht" and see how many respond.


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PostSubject: Re: Longest Fart   Sat Feb 23, 2008 9:08 am

Have you ever farted while walking? They can go on for a while ......
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PostSubject: Re: Longest Fart   Sat Feb 23, 2008 9:55 am

Yes, they're a good lengthy paarp, whats also sometimes known as:

'The full trumpton'..

def - A lengthy recital on the rear end trumpet which sounds eerily reminiscent of Captain Flack calling his fire brigade register, ie, "Pugh! Pugh! Barney McGrew! Cuthbert! Dibble! Grubb!". A full Trumpton may also continue with the sound of a tappety vintage Fire engine being cranked into reluctant life with a starting handle.
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PostSubject: Re: Longest Fart   Sun Feb 24, 2008 9:14 am

^

You certainly know all there is to know about farts! An anal expert possibly?

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PostSubject: Re: Longest Fart   Sun Feb 24, 2008 1:37 pm

VTR1000 wrote:
^

You certainly know all there is to know about farts! An anal expert possibly?

:D

Just a long term bugler.
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PostSubject: Re: Longest Fart   Sun Feb 24, 2008 7:14 pm

Well its better that he lets the anal cavity release the preasure, than acctually recieving preasure..
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